11 December 2008

Definitions by Molly

Home Sick - 4 dictionary results

[hohm sik]
Noun, adjective, whatever the heck you want it to be.

1. Nap time.
2. Opportunity to finish more work than in the office. Unless Elf comes on TV when you break for lunch, of course. Then you become about as productive as a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins.
3. An excuse to feel ok about eating the Campbell's Chicken Gumbo condensed soup you've loved since you were a kid. So much that you eat it 2-3 times a week as an adult. Grown up shmown up.
4. An excuse to stay in your pajamas all day. (Unlike when you do the same on one or both weekend days. Not ok.)

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