12 September 2008

Stalker

Someone's following me ... and it's really starting to freak me out. Maybe you, my handful of readers, can help me cope.

This realization came to me a little over a month ago, at Nebraska Furniture Mart. I was there twice in a week, and the dude was there, too. Seemingly coincidental, right? Until a visit to CVS for a smattering of random items (charcoal, beer, shampoo), and there he was again. Coincident no more.

And not only is it creeping me out, but it's really upsetting me. Why? Because my stalker is Michael McDonald and his 1983 hit "Yah Mo Be There." Help.

1 comment:

Allison said...

I didn't know that you weren't a Michael McDonald fan. That's a shame. He pretty much crushes Joan Osbourne's playtime on KMAJ.