Trust issues

This list is obviously a never ending one, but here are some off the top of my frizzy-haired head. Never trust:


Guys who slick their hair back.

Vehicles that employ curtains in the windows. (You know the big vans I'm talking about, people.) Especially if the curtains are "drawn." Ew.

People who dislike dogs.

Spell or grammar check.

Expiration dates - I mean, they're more like suggestions.

A girl who won't wear t-shirts.

A popped collar.

Mascots. The chances of a creeper being underneath that character's smiling face are higher than Mariah Carey's jorts.